DON'S TREE SVC

This message was the only way I could get them to finish the job:
Hey tree lady. Why won't you return my call? You have severely misunderstood friendliness as weakness. I know I come across as a really nice guy and a pushover, however, what you don't know is that when pushed to my limit I am tenacious. You've pushed past that limit. I suggest that you have a crew come here and finish what you agreed to do. You cashed the checks. Do what you agreed to do to include:
Grinding of the four stumps in the backyard which we agreed upon and their debris removal
Removal of all debris from the backyard except in the immediate area  around the deck, upon which we agreed
Removal of the debris in the back yard that came from my neighbors trees that I did not agree to
Removal of all debris from the front yard that you illegally dumped in the street
Upon completion of the above, we will have no further worries. My neighbors have informed me that local news channels are very interested in these kind of stories, unfortunately it would not present Don's Tree Service in the most favorable light. Also, I've been informed that TLC is very concerned about the integrity of their advertisers.
I did not give you consent to use my property as access to remove a tree from a neighbors property.
I did not give you consent to spread my neighbor's tree debris upon my lawn.
I still have four giant stumps in my backyard. Live and learn.