I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank

Aquariums, House Cleaning

About us

We are an Aquarium Maintenance Company Servicing What We Do: Aquarium Maintenance Fish Tank Cleaning Installations (Free Estimates!) Emergency Calls "I'D RATHER DIE than deal with this tank.." WE GET IT! Our Fully Insured Service Includes: • Water Change • Glass Cleaning • Gravel/Sand Vacuuming • Filter Cleaning • Fish Health Inspection • Reminder Notification (Day Before Your Appointment) On top of all of that, we are always happy to have a friendly conversation and answer any questions you may have about your aquarium. Reminders before every appointment! We take great pride in our communication with clients. Our customers always receive a reminder text message to confirm the night before every appointment. We know how busy every day life can be, so we make sure to remind you the day before. Our customers get to lock in their scheduled appointment weeks in advance without the worry of a forgotten appointment date. It's not just an automated message either, you will always get a personal message. We check how your fish tank is doing and if you have any questions prior to your appointment. Our customers appointments are our number one priority. We try our hardest to stick to exact appointment times, and will always let you know if we're running a bit early or late. We guarantee that we will never disappear on our clients. Let us take care of everything! Choose Us! We are not just any maintenance company, we are lifelong aquarium hobbyists. This company offers another level of passion and experience when maintaining your tank that is unlike any other. We completely relate to the pure joy of going into your local fish store and adding a new friend to your home. We don't just clean your tank, our technicians will also educate you on how to make your pets as happy as they can be.

Business highlights

9 years of trusted experience
Women Owned & Operated
LGBTQ+ Friendly
Emergency Services Offered

Services we offer

We offer Aquarium installation, cleaning, and moving services.

Services we don't offer

We are not a home cleaning service, we are a fish tank cleaning service

Amenities

Free Estimates
Yes
Emergency Services
Yes


Accepted payment methods

Check
Venmo
Zelle

Photos of past projects

Reviews

5.05 Reviews
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5
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Rating CategoryRating out of 5
Showing 1-5 of 5 reviews

Kamil Mazurek
06/2023
5.0
Google Review
I’ve been using this company for over a year now. Let me tell you, Amanda is absolutely amazing. From a regular maintenance to a new fish tank in my daughters room it’s been nothing but great. Very responsive to all of my questions, very knowledgeable with what she does. Fish stay healthy, tank looks great. Don’t hesitate to give them a call and let them take care of your tank. Just be like me because I’d rather die than clean my tank. Thank you Amanda!
Rating CategoryRating out of 5
Yes, I recommend this pro

Response from I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank
Thank you so much. It is always a pleasure to maintain and design tanks for you and your family! It's really cool to see generations of aquarium hobbyists! You guys rock 😁❤️

Tyler DePaolo
07/2022
5.0
Google Review
Absolutely fantastic, in and out quickly, friendly, and very knowledgeable. My little turtle's swimming clean and it was a great experience!
Rating CategoryRating out of 5
Yes, I recommend this pro

Jeni Aljawabreh
06/2022
5.0
Google Review
Amanda is great! Reasonably priced! Professional! Definitely recommend
Rating CategoryRating out of 5
Yes, I recommend this pro

Cheryl B
04/2022
5.0
Google Review
LOVE Amanda!! I had purchased a house with a built in fish tank with the fish included...need to add I had no idea what I was doing. Amanda was there from day one, helping me to understand how to care for African cichlids and get the tank healthy again, now my fish are thriving. Patient, kind and very knowledgeable with my questions at my house (even with my kids) also even answers quickly after hours. Two years later my tank is brighter, healthier and still having babies! Wouldn't have any other person..
Rating CategoryRating out of 5
Yes, I recommend this pro

Don Ryan
03/2022
5.0
Google Review
I set up my first tank many years ago and didn’t know the first thing about tank maintenance or keeping fish. A google search lead me to Id Rather Die. From our first messages I could tell Amanda was a professional and extremely knowledgeable. 5 years later and Amanda has been with me through the highs and lows of owning my first fish tank. Explaining the do’s and don’t with extreme patience. Amanda has demonstrated or more than one occasion that I am more than “just a client”. I wouldn’t trust anyone else with my tank!
Rating CategoryRating out of 5
Yes, I recommend this pro

    Contact information

    , Lake Hopatcong, NJ 07849

    https://idratherdie.fish

    Service hours

    Sunday:
    12:00 PM - 6:00 AM
    Monday:
    11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Tuesday:
    11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Wednesday:
    11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Thursday:
    11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Friday:
    11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Saturday:
    12:00 PM - 6:00 PM

    Licensing

    Insured
    State Contractor License Requirements

    All statements concerning insurance, licenses, and bonds are informational only, and are self-reported. Since insurance, licenses and bonds can expire and can be cancelled, homeowners should always check such information for themselves. To find more licensing information for your state, visit our State Contractor License Requirements page.

    *Contact business to see additional licenses.


    Service Categories

    Aquariums,
    House Cleaning

    FAQ

    I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank is currently rated 5 overall out of 5.

    Sunday: 12:00 PM - 6:00 AM

    Monday: 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM

    Tuesday: 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM

    Wednesday: 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM

    Thursday: 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM

    Friday: 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM

    Saturday: 12:00 PM - 6:00 PM

    I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank accepts the following forms of payment: Check,Venmo,Zelle
    Yes, I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank offers free project estimates.
    No, I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank does not offer eco-friendly accreditations.
    No, I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank does not offer a senior discount.
    Yes, I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank offers emergency services.
    No, I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank does not offer warranties.
    I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank offers the following services: We offer Aquarium installation, cleaning, and moving services.
    We are not a home cleaning service, we are a fish tank cleaning service

    Contact information

    , Lake Hopatcong, NJ 07849

    https://idratherdie.fish

    Service hours

    Sunday:
    12:00 PM - 6:00 AM
    Monday:
    11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Tuesday:
    11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Wednesday:
    11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Thursday:
    11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Friday:
    11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Saturday:
    12:00 PM - 6:00 PM