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Turd Burglar

5.0(
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Septic Tank Cleaning or Pump Out, Commercial Septic Tank Cleaning or Pump Out,

About us

Serving Cecil and Harford Counties in Maryland, Turd Burglar is your go-to for septic tank pumping, maintenance, and cleaning with a lighthearted twist. Whether it’s an emergency overflow or routine maintenance, we tackle the messiest jobs with a smile (and a mask). Our team of septic pros ensures your system runs smoothly, offering reliable service, fair prices, and a sprinkle of humor to brighten your day. Don’t let a bad tank bring you down—call Turd Burglar! We’ll “rob” your worries and leave your system stink-free. 💩 Your poop is our passion. Your fecal matters to us!!

Business highlights

Emergency services offered
5 years of experience

Services we offer

Septic Clean Out

Amenities

Emergency Services

Yes

Accepted Payment Methods

  • CreditCard
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Won A.
Mar 2025
5.0
Septic Tank Cleaning or Pump Out
Yes, I recommend this pro
Brian provides excellent service at reasonable prices. He showed up exactly when he said he would. He’s accommodating, friendly, informative, and very thorough with his work. He knows his trade well.
Tony M.
Feb 2025
5.0
Septic Tank Cleaning or Pump Out
Called Brian to have my septic tank pumped. Answered my call immediately, set an appointment for a couple of days from the call. Arrived right on time and provided excellent service at a reasonable price. Will absolutely use his service in the future.
Joni H.
Jan 2025
5.0
Google Review
I never look forward to anything dealing with my septic tank. I was really dreading going through the process of finding someone to come out to pump it….. then I just happened to stumble across the Turd Burglar and it made me laugh. The owner Brian was responsive and prompt when it came to providing availability and pricing. He showed up at the exact time he said he would and he was very polite and down to earth . He was able to get the job done in a thorough and timely manner. I would definitely recommend him if you are looking to get your septic tank pumped. I am relieved I can check that off my list and thankful that he made the process easy and smooth.
Response from Turd Burglar
"Your fecal matters to us! Thank you!!"

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FAQ

Turd Burglar is currently rated 5.0 overall out of 5.

Monday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM Tuesday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM Wednesday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM Thursday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM Friday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM Saturday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM Sunday: 12:00 AM - 11:59 PM

Turd Burglar accepts the following forms of payment: CreditCard

No, Turd Burglar does not offer free project estimates.

No, Turd Burglar does not offer eco-friendly accreditations.

No, Turd Burglar does not offer a senior discount.

Yes, Turd Burglar offers emergency services.

No, Turd Burglar does not offer warranties.