Sunday night my pipes froze, I called at 10pm and agreed to pay an additional service charge for emergency repair on a Sunday and was told that he’d be at my place in an hour. He didn’t show until 1:30am. Then, he stayed for an hour, ran out of kerosene for the heater, left for an hour, and came back for another hour. At 4:30am he texts me saying, “we couldn’t get it” and just drives off. I end up not being able to shower and have to call in sick for work for Monday to wait for him to return. You’d think since I was considered an emergency Sunday evening I’d be one of the first people to get visited Monday, right? Hah, yeah, me too. Unfortunately the second plumber they sent (yes, different guy, let’s call him P2 and the guy from Sunday P1) didn’t actually arrive at my house until 3pm on Monday. It’s been 17 hours that I’ve been dealing with this issue. I’m tired, I’m cold, I’m sick, and I just want a ******* shower. You feel me? Here we are on Monday and P2 thaws my pipes after 3-4 hours then goes to check my shower. The handles that control the temperature of the water in the shower aren’t working like they did before my pipes froze. I ask P2 if he can fix it. “You have outdated shower knobs that aren’t sold in Walmart, Lowe’s or Home Depot. You need a 3 handle shower valve. Our parts store sells them but they close at 4 or 5.” Sounds legit, right? So I’ll bite. I’ll believe you, P2, know all about Walmart, Lowe’s, and Home Depot’s stock of shower paraphernalia. It’s a far reach, and you have a look on your face that just screams, “I WANNA GO HOME, *****” but I’ll take your word for it. I’ve only been dealing with this issue for 21 hours now, what’s another 24? It’s whatever. I inform him there’s no way I can call in to work again so that he can come back and fix this tomorrow (Tuesday for those of you who are nodding off at this point). I ask if he can get the part prior to the store closing and then coming to my place at 6pm (when I’ll be home from work) or later, he says, “Sure, that’s no problem at all. I’ll put it down.” He charges me $330 and leaves. I go and take a lukewarm (for 3 minutes) shower, which quickly turns to ice cold, and keep in mind that it’s mid January and 12° outside, so this was probably the worst shower I’ve had in my entire life, while also being the longest awaited shower I’ve ever had in my life. BUT EVEN SO: I’m optimistic about getting the shower knobs fixed/replaced on Tuesday (tomorrow at this point) and just happy to have running water again. I finish my shower and head to bed. I go to work Tuesday and get home at 6pm and I wait. No one shows... I call their office and speak to a lady (if you can even call her that), and tell her the entire story up until this point. She looks me up in the system, “Ma’am, you don’t have an appointment for today.” I am seething at this point. P2, I was kind enough to not question your highly questionable statement about Walmart, Lowe’s, and Home Depot: and this is how you do me? You did NOT “put me down.” I ask for a manager, there of course isn’t one on staff. Why would there be? I’m angry, they’ve all run and hid. She asks if I want someone to come by tomorrow (Wednesday). Well, it’s my only option right? It’s 6pm, that magical/mythical parts store I’ve heard so much about is closed so even if someone did come over tonight they wouldn’t be able to do ****. So, I start thinking out-of-the-box, because it’s clear to me this “lady” I’m on the phone with has zero ***** to give. I’m going to have to use my own customer service skills to service myself here. I tell her about the part that needs to be gotten prior to the parts store closing, and ask her if she can make a note for that store’s business hours so that potential P3 goes to get the part prior to coming to my house after 6pm on Wednesday. She says, “No. I can’t do that...” SHE CAN’T CONTACT A COWORKER ABOUT AN IMPORTANT ASPECT OF A JOB PRIOR TO THE JOB’S SERVICE TIME? ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?! Ok... breathe. “Can you give me two appointments then? One for the store’s opening hours to go get the part and then another appointment when I’ll be home later that same evening to come to my house with said part and do the actual repair?” She replies, “No, because our plumber needs an address to go to.” I’m trying not to call this woman a complete ******* at this point and sarcastically rebuke, “Well, doesn’t your all’s parts store have an address?” She sighs, no reply. “Fine, put me down for an appointment for tomorrow after 6pm and just give me the name of a manager and I’ll call back tomorrow when one is actually working.” She says, “Your appointment is for 7pm to midnight [lovely timeframe to give someone who is so obviously over your all’s **** by the way]. And the manager is Lisa” then hangs up on me. Great CS training you’re giving your receptionists by the way, top ******* notch. I take another cold shower Tuesday night, go to bed with zero optimism. It’s early Wednesday morning now, I speak to Lisa on the phone, she’s nice, she seems like she knows how the **** to treat a person like a person. I’m starting to gain a bit of hope back. She says she’s gonna call around and get to the bottom of this. I make sure to give her P2’s name so he can tell her the exact part I need. She promises I’ll get a call back. Noon rolls around, I take my lunch break. Decide to call Lisa back, see if she’s made any progress. She says I should’ve gotten a call from P2 by now... guess what? I didn’t. SURPRISED?! Yeah, me neither. How can you be at this point? She says that he can’t remember the exact part I need. Once again, I gotta do the out-of-the-box thinking for Dauenhauer’s employees, because they have about 2 brain cells that they’re all sharing I guess. “Would it help if I sent you a picture, I ask?” She sounds exasperated, like she’s talking to ******* Einstein, “That’s genius! Yes it would help.” She gives me her email. I send a perfectly in focus, crisp photo of my shower handles and this is the email I get in return after I ask her if she received the photo I sent (wanted to make sure I spelled her email address correctly). Here is the following exchange via email with your manager Lisa H. Lisa: Yes. Thank you. I was just speaking with the technician that will be coming out. He is telling me the only way to be absolutely sure we can fix this tonight is to replace it entirely. Is there not any way we can schedule an appointment during the day so we can take the part to the supply house and match it correctly? I know you said you have to work, however, as long as someone at the home is over 18 yrs old, it doesn't have to be you. I'm just asking to see if there is a way to make sure we get this done right? If not, you are scheduled for this afternoon, we will see if our tech can get this done. *See that? Already looking for an alternate date and time because at this point even SHE has zero faith in your employees being able to do their ******* job. Me: I was always told that it needed to be replaced, and the man who was at my house Monday evening (P2) knew the part that was needed. I don’t understand why getting the correct part is an issue if you have one employee who knows what part I need and a photo that you can show any and all professional plumbers who work there... And no, I work 11 hour shifts so I cannot be home during the day unless it’s on my lunch break. If you can have a plumber come to my house at 12pm on the dot, sure we can get this done tomorrow afternoon. HOWEVER, a 5 hour time window of 12pm-5pm is NOT going to suffice. I expect this to be done this evening considering I have been speaking to you guys for 3 days about this, 4 in total. I think you can see how ridiculous this is getting, Lisa. *Just a reminder, 3 days is how long the knobs have needed to be replaced, and it took 2 nights (overlapping 1 of those 3) to get my pipes thawed. So we are at day 4 of dealing with this ****. I’m so not a happy