Discount Painting & Handyman Services

"Glad I could help. Thank you."

"It was a pleasure working for a perfectionist! Thank you!"

"Thanks [Member Name Removed], You and [Member Name Removed] are without a doubt the sweetest most kind hearted people I've ever had the pleasure of working for."

"Thank you for the positive review of replacing and painting your lanai ceiling tile. For you to say I did it pretty well says a lot because you demand perfection... that said... you still gave me a c grade. I taped the hole in your garage wall with duct tape after removing the timer box because it was 9 pm and you were leaving the next day for 6 weeks. It was intended to be temporary and cosmetic until i could correctly apply drywall tape and mud. However you never allowed me to finish it. The bulbs that you provided for the spot light were not approved for damp locations and they soon failed. I should have looked more closely at the packaging. This is my fault, and I apologize. All in all, I appreciate the kind words that i did pretty well and I apologize for being tardy."

"Very sorry, I should have called you back to cancel once I found out you were way out in Weston, which is beyond my service area."

"Thank you [Member Name Removed], It was my pleasure to assist you with your mold problem by cleaning the affected area with a bleach solution, applying a mold inhibiting primer, and painting the interior of the cabinet to prevent any further release of spores. Please let me know when you're ready for me to caulk the cracks in your stucco, apply silicone caulk around your windows, and paint your rear exterior door. Thanks again. Joseph"

"Im sorry there was miscommunication. I am not licensed for electrical work and Installing buried electrical power lines requires a permit. The penalty for unlicensed contracting is a felony and $5,000 fine. I had to break our appt. because you had not applied for a permit. Plus I am not allowed to install electrical. You needed a licensed electrician, not a handyman. I attempted to make that clear during our Facetime call...but our call was riddled with frequent call drops, long periods of silence and lost connections. This might have been a miscommunication but I have a feeling you were more concerned with trying to save $ by avoiding the cost of a licensed electrician. I believe your exact words were 'screw the f*cking permit', however our facetime connection was spotty and glitchy and I can see how this miscommunication occurred. I'm Sorry for the confusion and regret that u were inconvenienced."

"Awe... Thank you Gerry! We really appreciate our Veterans. All veterans receive an additional 10% discount. When combined with the 10% Angieslist Discount... that's 20% off. Lets pressure wash the algae off your front walk way... it's dangerously slippery when wet."

"Ive never done work for you, so I don't see how you can give me an F. But ...I told you i don’t repair clocks."

"Sanding is the key to beautiful teak restoration. It's more labor intensive than pressure washing, but the results are simply spectacular. Thank you!"

"Thank you. It was a pleasure to help you out with Painting your townhouse. Please consider allowing me to help renovate your staircase. Thanks agajn, Joe"

"Ive never done work for you, so I don't see how you can give me an F. But ...I take my responsibility to honor my commitments seriously. I first spoke to the client at around 6 PM the day before and offered to head over right then to assist her. She said no, and so we made plans for the following day. Its true that I had a job that ran late, but i made contact b4 the end of the day, apologized for the delay, and offered to head over immediately. She said she had already had it fixed. I'm sorry I was delayed."

"It was my pleasure to assist you with your ceiling leak and floor tile issue. Let me know when youre ready to sell and I'll get a professional photographer to take the photos and I'll list the house on the MLS for you! Thanks again, Joe"

"Thank you! It was a pleasure to meet and work for such nice friendly people. And like i said...rain or shine! I'm not going to let a torrential downpour or 3 stop my parade! :-)"

"Ive never done work for you, so I don't see how you can give me an F. But You are correct. I am sorry. I was exhausted from working on a roof in the sun all day, I did contact you to reschedule..."

"Thanks [Member Name Removed]. Always a pleasure to help someone as nice as you. You inspire me to be a better (or at least less sarcastic) person. At your service, Joe, Your Friendly Neighborhood Handyman."

"Ive never done work for you, so I don't see how you can give me an F. But Im sorry people are calling you names... but that text did not originate from my number or from my phone. I have bigger fish to fry. Peace"

"Happy to help, Be sure to Provide sufficient external moisture by moist-curing the stucco. At a minimum, mist the stucco at the start and end of each calendar day. You can prime and paInt after 3 weeks. If hairline cracks occur its because it dried too fast. No worries, just call me and i'll come out and fix at no additional cost. Thank you! https://www.constructionspecifier.com/improving-stucco-durability-using-moist-curing/3/"

"Working for you was my distinct pleasure. You are a breath of fresh air. I REALLY enjoyed how we bounced ideas off of each other. I'm looking forward to helping you complete your extensive list of projects!"

"Thank you, it was a pleasure to meet you and the puppies and create (from scratch) a new whelping box for the 13 newborn puppies. I endeavor to always deliver more than my clients expect, so instead of using plywood for the walls, i absorbed the extra cost and used horizontal planks spaced about 1/4 inch apart for the walls so Mother could keep an eye on the house while nursing. I also stained the inside and out so it looked nice. You now own the nicest whelping box in town. I made sure to keep in contact with you regarding the delay of a few hours, and discounted $25 for the inconvenience. We also removed and hauled away your wall-mounted TV w broken screen at no charge. Please keep in mind that quality takes time... but is always worth it in the end. Let me know if you want me to care for your lawn. Thanks again!"

"Ive never done work for you, so I don't see how you can give me an F. But Im very sorry. I was in an auto accident involving a hit and run driver. I was talking with the authorities when your calls came through. I skipped the calls as cops don't like you to answer your phone while they are talking to you. By the time all was said and done, you had already texted that i was fired. Sorry again"