Johnny on the Spot Services, LLC

THIS IS A VENT REVIEW!! HOLD ON TO YOUR BRITCHES! OMG!! All I want right now is a honeydofriend!! Why me?! (Rhetorical) So I'm working on redecorating a couple of rooms in my home, and I wanted to freshly install 2 ceiling fans and one swap out. Simple enough, you'd think, correct? Not for me, not in this day and age (rolling my eyes). I called around for a few quotes, and my usual electrician's quote, was insane, I thought (although he's excellent and covers his work, and Anything he touches regardless if it allegedly is a manufacturer's defect), so I chose for $50 less these Jokers!! The old adage you get what you paid for, unfortunately, is always true for me!! I spoke with the owner (not verified, dammit I didn't verify anyone's license either!! Oh, but ya best believe I'm on it now) and described what I needed to be done. He advised me to send him a text with my name, phone number and address (that should have been my first sign, dude CALLER ID displays my name and number!!), but I complied. He indicated that he would be sending one of his guys over to give me an estimate. (sign no. 2, everyone else is swamped, but not these guys lol j/k) Also the guy who came to give the quote was ready to install immediately. The alleged electrician they sent out never powered off the master fuse before performing any of the installations. They quoted me $650 (my electrician wanted $700, I might've told their receptionist that, hence the price, I KNOW, I KNOW, SHUT UP!!) As of late, to me, contractors of the male persuasion have been the true epitome of hemorrhoids!! I'm not one to usually generalize, but d***, if it looks like a snake, and smells like a snake, then a snake it is. Anyway, I digress, (ADHD, must focus, lol) the guy they sent said he was a subcontractor for this guy. (not the smartest thing I did, but he would have never left my home alive, LMAO, and it would have been all video'd, in 4K!! I wasn't concerned for my safety at all!!) He installed the fans fairly quickly, but there were issues with the 1st install immediately, which he said he would correct (another indication of possible installer error, or as they say in contractor school, “Always, Always Blame the Manufacturer, LMAO), he corrected and I although, I tested the fans, (I should have left them all on high circulation) I didn't put any of them on high for a long period of time. Also, one of my pet peeves is people without good home training. If you're a contractor, or are being paid for a job that requires you to make a mess, you don't put things where they were previously, and you don't use all the parts or finalize the job. For example, if you are requested to install a ceiling fan, brand new out of the box with a remote control, and you were paid a GRIP for said job, then you should clean up the mess you created, use and place all parts where indicated and take the trash with you. (I'm thinking that was the $50 discount, rolling my eyes) Anyway, very looong story, short. The same fan as the installer, (in my opinion) fudged was also making loud rattling sounds, when on high. I immediately texted Jim/John/Joe?? The installer and didn't get a response, I again texted him this morning and also didn't get a response. I proceeded to text Joe the owner, and not only did he respond, but you would never guess what he said, " It's a manufacturing defect, and you have to get with them about it”. LMAO ROFL I have to laugh to keep from crying. Anyway, Surprisingly, NOT!! He said, “that I had to pay for the reinstallation”. I'm thinking to myself, this fool is on a lethal combination of meth/crack. Why is it that some men (Some not All, I have/had amazing men in my life Dad, son, friends, and brother), treat women as clueless? I don't have the patience to deal with condescending, indignant, disrespectful, rude and demeaning people! Folks, avoid this company at all costs!! They don't know the meaning of accountability and respect, there are plenty of other businesses that deserve your money!! One week later, two fans are failing, and Where's Joe? Who Knows?!